What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Sit in the shade.
Why do mice need oiling?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What animal likes to party the most?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Where do mice leave their boats?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
How did the toad die?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What do trees keep as a pet?