Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What do bees chew?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What is another term for the price of gas?
How do you wash a lamb?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why is the number 4 so smart?