Why do moms make good vintners?
Because they deal with a lot of whine.
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?