What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Flag football.
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?