What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
I have a crutch on you.
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
How does a cow do math?
Where do cows go for lunch?
How do automobiles fly?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why do cubes make great referees?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?