Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
It was a little plane.
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What goes zzub, zzub?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?