Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
It was a little plane.
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Where do books sleep?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?