What animal is always ready to protect people?
An arm-adillo.
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
How does a witch play loud music?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What game does pasta always play at recess?