What animal is always ready to protect people?
An arm-adillo.
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?