What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
We're gonna have a BB!
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What's the most masculine animal?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
How do frogs get to work?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What country has the most fish?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Did you know about April 1st?