What do you call a retired vegetable?
A has-bean.
What time of day was Adam created?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why are ghosts always single?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What animal likes to party the most?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why are billionaires such good parents?