What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
A souper.
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
How does a barber get to work?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What is an insect's favorite game?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Where do polar bears vote?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?