Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
She was always saying cheese.
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Which family member is always relieved?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why was the broom late for school?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
How did the tree get lost?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?