Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Because she heard fowl language.
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why are ghosts always single?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What do cows like to dance to?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?