Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Because she heard fowl language.
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?