Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
He wanted to kiss a princess.
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?