Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
He wanted to kiss a princess.
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What does an evil hen lay?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?