What sport is always getting in trouble?
Bad-minton.
Why do trees have so many friends?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why are all priests fit?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What was the first animal in space?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?