Why are teddy bears never hungry?
They are always stuffed.
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What car always breaks the rules?