What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs.
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
How does a witch play loud music?
Where do ants go to eat?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?