What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Holy Toledo!
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What do you call a baby monkey?