Why did the computer run out of money?
Someone cleaned out its cache.
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Where does water do all its banking?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?