What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
A buoy mom!
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why are skeletons always hungry?