What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Nothing, it just stairs.
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What did the calf play in the school band?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?