Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Artichokes.
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Where do books sleep?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?