What do you call a Zen egg?
An ommmlet.
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Which subject has two parts?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why do pigs tell jokes?