Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Because they're filled with so much common cents.
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What's the scariest letter?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?