What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
A Tofurkey dinner.
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
How does a penguin build its house?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?