What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Snow.
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
How do horses navigate at night?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?