What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Push it down a hill.
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
How do billboards talk?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?