Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?