What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?