What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Eggs benediction.
Did you know that felines don't bite?
It's allergy season again?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
How do you organize a space party?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What is another term for the price of gas?
How do automobiles fly?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?