What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
A Ford Siesta.
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What words make the best athletes?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What day is your mom always right?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why are stones so good at music?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?