How did groundhogs get their name?
Because they can't fly!
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why is summer always sad?