What games do ants play with elephants?
Squash.
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What country has the most fish?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What dog never pays attention in class?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
When do mice play every day?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What do bees say in the summer?