What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, dad, look what marma-laid!
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why did the cat start laughing?
How do you get straight A's?
Surprise!!!!
Where do mice leave their boats?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why was the math book sad?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why did the frog starve?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What did the bee say to the flower?