What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, dad, look what marma-laid!
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Why do cows wear bells?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why do mice need oiling?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?