Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Because she sheepwalked!
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
How do you get straight A's?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What car can you only see twice a year?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What insect runs away from everything?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why did the foal cough?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?