Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles.
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What style of music weighs the most?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What fish only swims at night?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?