What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
The Jet-sons.
What animal loves a baseball game?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why did the professor write on the window?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
How does a pizza introduce itself?