What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
The GRAMMYs®.
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What do you call the dog magician?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?