What's a watch's eldest relative?
A grandfather clock.
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?