What's a watch's eldest relative?
A grandfather clock.
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What sports are both plant-based?
I like telling Dad jokes.
How do you make a bear really angry?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What fairy loves to count?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?