Why was the tire self-conscious?
Because he was balding.
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What do you call a silly hill?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What does a dog say before eating?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What kind of bow can't be tied?