What do elderly dogs use to get around?
A dog walker.
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What do bees chew?
Which elf is the best singer?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?