What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Eggplant.
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What game do mice love to play?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What does winter fat turn into?