Why do baseball players always go to the park?
They love to slide!
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
How do snowmen get information?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?