Why do baseball players always go to the park?
They love to slide!
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What are the smartest highways in the world?