What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Let It Snow!
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Where do kittens go to school?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?