What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Chemis-tree.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why was the broom late for school?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?