What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Chemis-tree.
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why do orcas love to gossip?