What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
A lean-mur.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
How do snowmen get information?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Which cats have the best manners?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What bee is good for your health?
What season begins with a thud?
I broke my finger!
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Where do stars go to college?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?