What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
A lean-mur.
Why do trees try new things so often?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?