What insect thinks it's a dog?
A bark beetle.
How do chickens leave the highway?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
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Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?