Why do two skunks argue?
Because they like to kick up a stink.
How did the vampire start his letter?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
How are mountains able to see?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?