Why do two skunks argue?
Because they like to kick up a stink.
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?