Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because their kids have to play inside all day.
What animal floats best?
How is life like toilet paper?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What animal knows kung fu?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Do dads always snore?
What type of car do planets buy?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?