Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Because it's made of hide.
Why are cars magic?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What fish sings the best?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Which is the worst season?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Where do pigs love to take naps?