What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Family trees.
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?